Monday, October 4, 2010

The Midgets and Me

What is it about short men? While in Kapadokya this past weekend, I was hit on by 3 or 4 men (which does wonders for the ego, that's for sure) but each one was about 5 feet tall. I know, I know, this does not a midget make and I also know that midget is the wrong term... it's just what I termed them in my amusement. They were all nice guys and a couple of them were quite attractive, but I am not interested in dating a man whose face rests solidly in my breasts. I am sure that's why he is interested in dating me... but it just doesn't go both ways, boys. Hahaha Anyway, it made for a fun evening and a great memory of Flintstones Cave Bar in Goreme, Turkey. The bar was small but the drinks were priced fine and the music was good and the people were super fun and nice... so check it out if you go, but if you are tall... beware... the short men are coming for you!! ;)

5 comments:

  1. Ha! Maybe if you had smaller boobs they wouldn't hit on you so much! But how can a guy resist those big, scrumptious pillows? Give me half of your boobs and we'll both have the perfect chest LOL.

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  2. hahaha... April, I love you!! You are hysterical!!! Girl, if I could find a way to share them...I would!! hahaha

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  3. Now now, on behalf of short people, I must say... if we don't go for tall people to even-out the genes we'll end up seperating into a race of tall and a race of small. And you can see who'd end up with the short end of the stick there. I can already hear the jokes about us shorties trying to rise-up against the oppression of our tall overlords!

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  4. hahaha... so funny!! I never thought about it that way... as for short ladies with tall guys, I get that... but it doesn't feel very feminine to look down at your man. Trust me, been there, tried that, dismal failure!! ;)

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  5. Hehehe, yah, I can't exactly empathize but I can imagine and I'd guess that if I were tall I'd want someone of at least similar hight.

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